Hyper Icositragon Of Doom - An Ongoing Collab Between HoodoHoodlumsRevenge And TheDudeWhoLicksMustard

''Mustard's Note: So one day I was like "HEY DENNIS! WANNA DO A TROLLPASTA 2GETHA?" and he wuz lik "YES"

and he wuz hung lik a stallone and said it hyper-realistically. Anyways, the title is basically meaningless before the hyphen, so me and HoodoHoodlumsRevenge can do whatever comes to mind, provided we hand back on the semen. (Make sure to write notes when you edit, Mr.Dennis, just a heads up. Even if you have nothing to say.)''

MUSTARD GETS THE BALL ROLLING

SO OONe day I was playing Silver The Turkeyfuck 14: John Romero's Gay Ball Problem, when suddenly, the phone ring. I heard the sound of Bootman Bill saying that there was a cool new hyper-realistic graphics update for the game, so obviously I ask who was phone before hanging up and instrall the hyper-realistic graphics updayte.
However, when I do, the game stopped looking all sugoi and anime, and all the characters were replaced with russian text. It was scary because russian text reminds me of the sounds of hell, but when I saw some 16 year old guy walk behind a photo-realistic tree, leaving a trail of, yep, you guessed it, semen, curiosity got the better of me. I took 666.14159265 steps and suddenly, I turned into Remi Kishino, then, exactly 5.146 seconds later, a hyper-realistic Dennis came crawling out of my TV wearing a smexy blak ledder jackson. And so, the fappening began...